You Know You're a Horse Lover When.....
- If you won a snazzy new sports car in the lottery you'd trade it in for a pickup truck with a towing package
- Your paycheck barely covers you food bill but all your horses eat premium foods
- All the other girls were designing their dream home, you were designing your dream barn
- You spend far more on your riding clothes than on the rest of your wardrobe
- You call the vet when a horse just looks cross-eyed but a family member has to be on their death bed before you take them to see the doctor
- Your barn is cleaner than your house
- You are better at braiding your horse's tail than your daughter's hair
- You've stopped at more stables than museums while on vacation
- You cringe at paying five bucks for lunch but don't blink at spending twenty or thirty on a riding lesson
- You can't eat a carrot or apple without feeling guilty about not sharing it with your horse
- Your significant other says, "It's me or the horses", and you hesitate.....
- You pay more to board your horses than you do for your hotel room
Paperback, 270pp |